if i ever died all you would have to do is play this video and i would come back to life
when “”“”educated”“”” people type a whole lot of words that mean basically nothing and u feel stupid for not understanding them at first and then u reread it and realise NO they are literally saying nothing they are just typing meaningless sentences to revel in their own smugness.
Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties or, time-traveling romances. And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinny legs Magee. I’ll tell you that much.
It’s official. I’m going to be Spider-Man for Halloween.
How I would narrate the Olympics
he's doing some athletic shit
and omg look at that butt